Updates On Me!

Well well, I need to update my readers on my life lately. I was getting worried about Anita because she was not returning my calls. Finally her hubby answered and said that she has been staying in bed all depressed. A teacher at her sons school heard about him measuring his manhood and apparently she was impressed with how he measured up. Anita caught them having sex in his room one night. School does not end until next week but he graduated a bit early I guess. Poor Anita. I plan on stopping by soon to cheer her up.

It was a beautiful day yesterday so we went for a family walk. Pookie pulled the boys in a wagon. Just as we got started we saw a man in his car laying in the back seat. We were not sure if he was sleeping or dead so Pookie knocked on the window. He popped right up and then I saw it was Chester! He said he was working on a case and fell asleep the night before. He must have been on a long stake out. He had camera's and fast food trash all over his car. Being the nosy neighbor I am, I asked if he could tell me who he was watching. But being the professional that he is he could not tell me.

Pookie bought me a gift just to say he loves me. It is a double penetration vibrator called a Juicy Deuce. Oh how I love it!!! And Pookie loves it too! It is such a versatile toy for us both! I highly recommend it! Toodles!

I Need Anita

So sorry I had to run so quick. That darn kid has a fascination with sticking food up his nose. If I did not know better I would swear he was a crack baby.

Anyway where was I? Ok, Anita and I got to her place where we were alone and she was nice and tipsy. I was so hot and excited. She went into the bathroom and I waited for her in the living room. I sat there wondering how hard it was going to be to have my way with her. I wore a sexy black lacy thong for the occasion. And it was damp. After about 10 minutes I was wondering what she was doing. I decided to go check on her. But as I got up her damn husband and teenage son walked in the front door.

Apparently the kid had been suspended and had to be picked up from school. He got caught measuring his dick with a ruler in front of the whole class while the teacher had left the room and then came back.

Well anyway, I introduced myself. And about that time Anita finally came back downstairs. I was so disappointed! If the husband came home alone we could have worked him into the fun somehow. But with the kid home my plans were cancelled. We had so much fun though we planned to get together again soon. Next time, I am not going to let anything get in the way of having my way with Anita!Until then, I am thinking of her when I have my daily afternoon fun with my hummy! Which by the way, it's about that time! Toodles!

Happy Tuesday

Happy Tuesday everyone! What a busy week I have had! The life of this super mommy never calms down. Billy Ray got Fruit Loops stuck in his nose again and this time I could not get them out. So that was a trip to the ER. I made sure to sneak some of those purple rubber gloves. They have so many good uses. They entertain the kids, are good for housework, and you never know when you might need a rubber glove in the bedroom. Anyway, there are no longer Fruit Loops in our home.

I ran into Chester again while leaving the grocery store. He seems to be doing okay. It is just so funny how I keep running into him. He had a bunch of camera equipment with him. I guess he was on a case.

Well I know you all have been waiting in anticipation to read about my lunch date with the MILF. Her name is Anita. She has long wavy auburn hair green eyes, and nice long legs. And her boobs are so nice and perky! She just makes me cream my panties. We had a great time. I made sure to order us a bottle of wine to loosen her up a bit. I had the feeling she was not experienced with "girl love". We talked about our boobs and our husbands performance, normal girl chat. I made sure to always keep her wine glass full. At the end of lunch she realized she forgot the ritalin at home, and she felt she had too much to drink. So I drove her home. Her kids were in school and I was so excited, it was all working out so perfectly! No one was home and she was nice and tipsy. And........OH NO! Bobby John is hollering that Billy Ray has goldfish crackers up his nose now! I will finish this as soon as I can.............so sorry! Toodles!

Some Sadness and Excitement

Today I had to go to the post office. I had to return a movie that Pookie ordered online. It seemed to be a good movie. It had award winning actors and great action scences. But who wants to watch a cheerleader in her first girl threesome, if you can't hear how she likes that double ended dildo? Something was defective with that DVD. I do hope the company will replace it.

Anywho, as I was leaving the post office guess who I ran into? Chester! The kind man I helped at the adult store who sent me the roses as a thank you. I told him what a nice surprise it was to see him and he said the same. I thanked him for the roses. He said it was the least he could do. I asked him if my help helped him and his wife. He said that the very day I helped him, he came home and his wife had left him! Oh I felt so bad for poor Chester. I reached out and hugged him and he rested his head in between my girls. I felt something hard poking me in the thigh. I asked him if he was a police officer. He said no why did I ask. And I told him I felt the gun in his pocket. He stuttured a bit, then said he guessed he could trust me. He said that he was a private eye and carried the gun for protection. I told him that was just so neat and he blushed a bit. I told him if he needed any help or someone to talk to that I would be happy to help. He seemed so happy when I said that.I then told him I must be on my way because I had lots of mommy errands to run. But Chester was on my mind all afternoon. I felt so bad for that dear man.

Oh and I must not forget to tell you all about my big lunch date tomorrow with the MILF! I am oh so excited! I called her and told her I needed some more ritalin. She said we needed to arrange a place to meet. Being that I would like to get to know her better, I suggested lunch. So tonight I am going through my closet to put together the sexiest outfit to make her as wet as she makes me! Wish me luck to get lucky! Toodles!