My New Secret Ingredient

What a wonderful weekend! I have been playing Betty Cocker and making chocolate chip cookies for the boys. They absolutely love them. I got to talking to a MILF in the grocery store the other day and she told me that her secret ingredient in her cookies is ritalin. I asked her what aisle it was in and she said they did not sell it at grocery stores because it is a specialty item. She told me that she has her own business she does from home and she sells it among many other hard to find products. So when I left she gave me a sample bottle and her phone number in case I like it and want to buy more. I don't know what it is about this secret ingredient but it is amazing. The kids like the cookies so much that they are listening and being so well behaved. They have just been little quiet angels all weekend. Since they love the cookies so much and behave so well for them I am definitely going to get more ritalin. I am going to have to give the MILF a call. I want more, but not just of the ritalin. Toodles!

Roses... For Me!

Yesterday I was in the bathtub having a good time with the water massager when I heard the doorbell. I quicky wrapped myself in a towel and ran to the door. I was pleasantly surprised to see a delivery man with a dozen beautiful red roses! I was so surprised I put my hands on my cheeks and let out a squeal of delight. I grabbed the vase, thanked the delivery man with the wide open eyes, and shut the door. I then realized that I had dropped my towel when I squealed! Oh well! I guess I gave the delivery man a tip! I ran to the kitchen naked, wet, and soapy. I am not usually big on flowers but this was such a nice surprise!I put the vase on the table and grabbed the card to read how much Pookie loves me.

"Thank you so much beautiful Ann. You don't know the wonderful way that you helped me. Sincerely Yours, Chester"

I must have really helped Chester's sex life! I feel so good for what I did all over again! It was so kind of him to send me roses. I wonder how he knew where I live? Anyway, I have to go now and get the the Fruit Loops out of Billy Rays nose. Toodles!

Red Hot Helper

TGIF! I am so happy! Another week for this hard working hot milf is over! Granted I never get a break from being mommy. But Fridays still get me feeling perky. I decided to have a "ME" day. So I went and had a mani/pedi. I got my nails done in a shade of red like they wear in the movies! All the massaging of my feet during my pedi got my panties damp. So afterwards I went to the adult toy store just to see what might strike my fancy. I was looking at some black leather corsets and thigh highs, when I noticed a man staring at me. He was kind of geeky looking with his glasses and comb over. And he looked really nervous. When he realized I saw him staring, he apologized. He said that he had never been in adult store before. But his wife wanted to spice up their sex life, so he thought he would buy her some lingerie. But he did not know what to get or her size. He seemed so sweet and was so nervous he could not look me in the eye. He kept staring at my chest. I felt kind of bad for him, so I offered to help. He said that I was about his wife's size but he was not sure. So he asked me if I would maybe try a few things on for him. Being the helpful woman that I am I could not refuse. He picked out a red leather teddy with red fish net stockings. Perfect I thought for my nails! I went into the dressing room and took everything off, even my panties. I do not care what those strips in the crotch say, you can not really see and feel the fit with your panties on. I slid the thigh highs up my leg carefully and slowly so I could admire my red nails. And I then put the teddy on. I looked so hot! I wished I could play with the girl in that mirror! I opened the curtain and the man was standing there waiting. He was quiet for a few moments, thinking if the outfit would fit and look good on his wife. He then said "WOW" and that he thought it would fit perfectly, he was going to buy it. I told him I was glad I could help and went back in to change. As I was putting my clothes on, I saw the mans shoes go into the dressing room beside me. Then a few seconds later I heard a loud groan. That poor man must have been so nervous and then finally relieved to have some help. I felt so glad that I helped this kind stranger! As I was leaving he asked for the outfit to purchase. I told him I liked it so much I was going to buy it for myself as well. He insisted as a thank you gift for helping that he purchase one for me as well. But he wanted the one I had tried on, so he knew for sure it would fit. I thanked him and told him if he ever needed help again I would be more than happy. He was very happy to hear that, being a newbie to this I guess. I told him my name and he said he was Chester. So I left the store feeling so good about myself. I helped a scared but kind man. And I got a hot new outfit for Pookie tonight. Which I am going to go show him now.....Toodles!

Easter Blaze

Another Easter has come and gone! This was certainly a memorable one! Saturday night I stayed up late puting together the kids baskets. For every piece I gave them, I awarded myself with two. I love Easter morning because I do not have to cook breakfast! Scrambled eggs or Cadbury Eggs? What is the difference?

I have been looking for a new church since I no longer go to Brother Bob's. And I did not want to miss church on Easter Sunday. I was able to convince Pookie to go since it was a holiday. So I thought we would give the big old church downtown a try. It had a sign all week saying "ALL ARE WELCOME EASTER SUNDAY". When we got there the place was already packed. The only place to sit was a pew in the middle of the church. The ends of the pew were full. But the middle only had one old man sitting there. So we said "Excuse us" about 20 times and side stepped our way with a few near trips, to make it to the empty space. I sat down next to the old man and he gave me a big smile. He told me how nice it was to see such a nice young family there. I thanked him and wished him a Happy Easter. Then the choir started to sing to signal the service was about to start. I looked around and saw that the church was mainly filled with old people. There were very few children. And the children who were there were sitting still like little zombies. Unlike my boys on a sugar high, already kicking the pew in front of us. There was a old woman in front of me slightly blocking my view. She had a big, silvery blue, bee hive hair- do. It was hairsprayed super stiff and looked like it had a few nats stuck in it. She was with a little bald old man who barely reached her shoulders.I guessed he was her husband. The place just had a bad old people smell. And I was already thinking that this was not the church for me. I just had to make it through this service. The preacher came out and started his sermon. And I then discovered why the nice old man was sitting next to me had such a wide open space around him. He had horrible gas the whole service! It was just awful! Soon Bobby John started whispering to me he had to pee. I told him to hold it a few times but he kept insisting he had to go. As much as I wanted to let him get up and go, so we could maybe leave, I didn't want to. It would have been to much hassel and a disturbance to get up and get passed everyone. He would not stop begging to go pee. So I took Billy Ray's blankie and draped it over Bobby John's lap. I then put Bobby's empty juice cup under the blanket and told him to hurry up and pee in the cup. He peed really quick and I screwed the lid back on. I do not think anyone saw. No one was near us but the old man who was asleep with his eyes open, leaving his silent but deadly gas. When the sermon was finally over we tried to leave as quickly as possible without getting stuck in any polite chatter. Plus I wanted to get rid of the cup of pee I was carrying. Bobby John was happy to be up and done with church and was super hyper. He was running little circles around me. When we were exiting the church going down the stairs, the lady with the bee hive was in front of us and started to light a cigerette. Bobby John was still running around like a little crack addict. He bumped into her and just as I was about to tell her I was sorry, her hair went up in flames! Everyone frooze as they screamed and watched the lady's head go up in flames. Her little husband started to panic and he looked around stuttering. He then saw the cup in my hand and grabbed it. Before I could tell him anything he took off the lid and poured it on his flaming wife's head. The flames went out with a bit of a sizzle and alot of smoke. Oh the smell was awful! Burnt hair and pee! And then everyone was silent and started at the woman to see if she was okay. I was praying that no one would realize the woman just had pee thrown on her head. I took Billy Ray's blanket and wrapped it around her head. Then others started to help and offer their assistance to her. So while we could we slipped away while no one would notice! I am so glad we did not sign the guestbook. Toodles!

Spring Cleaning

I just love spring! It is so beautiful! I have been working on spring cleaning. And there is just so much to do! Yesterday I scrubbed the entire bathroom, including the ceiling. I had to, there was some crusty stuff all over it. Today I cleaned the fish tank, that turned out to be alot of fun.We have so many fishes it took me so long to get them all out of the tank.When I reached to get the last one, Swaj (that is Jaws spelled backwards) he flipped and flopped around, and jumped right out of the net and down my top! I did not have a bra on. And he was just jumping around like crazy. He kept smacking up on my girls. I could not catch him. And all that boob play got me hot and bothered. I hurried and got my hummingbird out! It was oh so nice to have Swaj helping out! After I just laid there and relaxed for a few momets. Then I realized Swaj wasn't moving anymore. OOPS! Now I have to break the news to the kids that Swaj went to that big fish tank in the sky! Oh well! I am sure they will get a new gerbil or something to replace him and forget all about it. Toodles!

Pookie's Up And Running

Oh my dear readers and friends, I am so sorry for not filling you in on my life lately. I have just been so busy and stressed. Now that Pookie's weanie is finally all better, the stress is better too. The sexual frustration of waiting for him to be able to pound me was driving me crazy. And he wouldn't lick it since he couldn't stick it. But ever since he went on that fishing trip with Brother Bob, he has been wanting to give it to me non stop. He now just can't get enough. And I can barely walk! He is also now into a new way of dirty talk. He wants me to tell him what a man he is and how he is the pussy master and how he is so good with pussy's. It is really great! But I am also down a bit. Pookie says I can no longer see Brother Bob, attend his church, or any of the functions. He won't tell me why. I wondered if they had some sort of argument on the trip. So I asked him, but he would not talk about it. He got very upset. All he would tell me about the trip is that it made his ass sore for days. I guess sitting there in the boat all that time did it. I can't imagine what could have happened between Pookie and Brother Bob. But Pookie gets terribly upset if I mention it. So I have decided for Pookie's sake to let it go and do what he says. I will miss Brother Bob and the girls. But oh well! Toodles!