Updates On Me!

Well well, I need to update my readers on my life lately. I was getting worried about Anita because she was not returning my calls. Finally her hubby answered and said that she has been staying in bed all depressed. A teacher at her sons school heard about him measuring his manhood and apparently she was impressed with how he measured up. Anita caught them having sex in his room one night. School does not end until next week but he graduated a bit early I guess. Poor Anita. I plan on stopping by soon to cheer her up.

It was a beautiful day yesterday so we went for a family walk. Pookie pulled the boys in a wagon. Just as we got started we saw a man in his car laying in the back seat. We were not sure if he was sleeping or dead so Pookie knocked on the window. He popped right up and then I saw it was Chester! He said he was working on a case and fell asleep the night before. He must have been on a long stake out. He had camera's and fast food trash all over his car. Being the nosy neighbor I am, I asked if he could tell me who he was watching. But being the professional that he is he could not tell me.

Pookie bought me a gift just to say he loves me. It is a double penetration vibrator called a Juicy Deuce. Oh how I love it!!! And Pookie loves it too! It is such a versatile toy for us both! I highly recommend it! Toodles!