Happy Tuesday

Happy Tuesday everyone! What a busy week I have had! The life of this super mommy never calms down. Billy Ray got Fruit Loops stuck in his nose again and this time I could not get them out. So that was a trip to the ER. I made sure to sneak some of those purple rubber gloves. They have so many good uses. They entertain the kids, are good for housework, and you never know when you might need a rubber glove in the bedroom. Anyway, there are no longer Fruit Loops in our home.

I ran into Chester again while leaving the grocery store. He seems to be doing okay. It is just so funny how I keep running into him. He had a bunch of camera equipment with him. I guess he was on a case.

Well I know you all have been waiting in anticipation to read about my lunch date with the MILF. Her name is Anita. She has long wavy auburn hair green eyes, and nice long legs. And her boobs are so nice and perky! She just makes me cream my panties. We had a great time. I made sure to order us a bottle of wine to loosen her up a bit. I had the feeling she was not experienced with "girl love". We talked about our boobs and our husbands performance, normal girl chat. I made sure to always keep her wine glass full. At the end of lunch she realized she forgot the ritalin at home, and she felt she had too much to drink. So I drove her home. Her kids were in school and I was so excited, it was all working out so perfectly! No one was home and she was nice and tipsy. And........OH NO! Bobby John is hollering that Billy Ray has goldfish crackers up his nose now! I will finish this as soon as I can.............so sorry! Toodles!