My New Secret Ingredient

What a wonderful weekend! I have been playing Betty Cocker and making chocolate chip cookies for the boys. They absolutely love them. I got to talking to a MILF in the grocery store the other day and she told me that her secret ingredient in her cookies is ritalin. I asked her what aisle it was in and she said they did not sell it at grocery stores because it is a specialty item. She told me that she has her own business she does from home and she sells it among many other hard to find products. So when I left she gave me a sample bottle and her phone number in case I like it and want to buy more. I don't know what it is about this secret ingredient but it is amazing. The kids like the cookies so much that they are listening and being so well behaved. They have just been little quiet angels all weekend. Since they love the cookies so much and behave so well for them I am definitely going to get more ritalin. I am going to have to give the MILF a call. I want more, but not just of the ritalin. Toodles!