A New Philosophy
The parishioners are mostly women for some strange reason. I noticed several instances where five or six women would be escorting one man into the church. The men would look a little bit tired but always seemed to have a happy look in their faces.
Yesterdays services were about King Solomon. I have always loved the stories of Solomon. First off, he was very wise and also very sexy the 'Song of Solomon' is very hot talking of how his lover looks and tastes (in a biblical kind of way). Brother Bob also spoke of how many wives Solomon had. I have to sort of question his judgement on this one though. How could a husband keep up with that many wives? Wouldn't they wear him down to a nub after awhile?
After the service, I met with a group of the women. I told them that I enjoyed the service but I questioned the judgement of a man who would keep that many wives and how he could keep up with satisfying all of them in the days before Viagra. They must have been really amused with this because they all giggled like a bunch of schoolgirls.
One of the girls, Beth, invited me to a church social on Wednesday. She said that it was a place for all of the female parishioners to meet without the menfolk being around and they could let their hair down and talk. I am soo exited it has been such a long time since I have been to a religous social event. I will keep you posted. Ta-Ta's for now!!!