Getting Social With The Sisters
Now everyone knows my roots in the trailer park but I had never heard this term. I had heard about Uncle-Daddy's and cousin-sisters but sister-wife was a new term to me. I politely asked Beth, who had invited me, what a sister-wife was. She explained to me that they were a fundamentalist offshoot of the Mormon Church and believed in polygamy and sister-wife was how they described the relationship between the wives of the same husband.
I got it. It was like King Solomon and all his wives but I had so many more questions. She explained to me that she was the first wife of her husband and held in a place of authority in the home and was sort of like a mommy-wife to the other four sister-wives in her home. I asked how the arrangement was made as to who was sleeping with the husband at any given time. She explained that there was a schedule where one wife was on duty and one wife was on-call in case the sister-wife on duty couldn't fulfill her wifely duties in case of that time of the month or state of pregnancy.
I was somewhat in shock but it is big world and different strokes for different folks. I wondered about what the women did to satisfy their needs when they were not on duty. But I didn't have to wait long for the answer. Beth explained to me that these socials were one of the ways to blow off a little steam and get their weekly fix between shifts of duty.
Oooh my, this wasn't a quilting bee by any means. Pretty soon the girls started breaking out the party favors. There were rabbits and hummingbirds and various other toys. Sisterly love filled the air. Beth explained to me that as her husband now had younger wives her time on the rotation had grown less and less and she didn't mind at all. She had acquired a real love for these church socials and it was sooo nice to welcome a new face especially if it was attached to a hot body.
Although Beth might be the mommy-wife, she was still a hottie. I gave in to her tender ministrations and with the aid of her luscious mouth and a vibrating rabbit, my eyes were definitely were opened to the thrill of this exciting religion.
As I left the church hall that evening, I wondered how I would fit into this religion. Lord knows I loved the ladies but what if Pookie decided to take Tessa Tightass or some other skank that I couldn't stand to be my sister-wife. That would truly blow.
Oooh well, It is something to think about. Ta-Ta's for now!!!