Taking It off Ala Ann
I went out and found a personal trainer with his own gym. He is perfect for me. He has six pack abs, chiseled arms, and an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of. When I went down to check him out, he was working out and his body glistened with sweat like a Greek God. He was delighted to be of service and promised to get me back into shape in no time at all as he planned to ride me hard. (Sounds like my kind of workout.) He even has a small day care center at the Gym so I can take Billy Ray with me. I cannot begin to say how lucky I am to find my own personal fitness Adonis who is a living breathing almost carbon copy of David Hasselhoff.
Now for starting my diet. Breakfast is already covered as I never feel like eating after giving Pookie his morning blowjob and cum has only 5 calories per serving. But it means no mid-morning Twinkie break with little Billy Ray during Blue's Clues we will have to start eating fruits, which isn't all bad as I have been told that I have a way about eating bananas and it is always good exercise to tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue (Not that I need the practice. Just the exercise.) Lunchtime might be a bother as Speghetti-O's are surprisingly fattening but now due to the modern marvel of bagged salad, a healthy salad is convenient and just what the doctor ordered. Dinner will be a challenge with Pookie and two growing boys to feed but Pookie enjoys the taste of fish (heehee) and the boys need to learn the importance of eating healthy at a young age.
So it is started. I swear as God as my witness I will never be a fat-ass again!!! Wish me luck! I am off to find some Spandex after Church. Ta-Ta's for now!!!