The Virgin Mommy
I have always loved Christmas Pageants ever since I was a little girl. Now that I am a Mommy with kids of my own, I can appreciate all the effort that goes into them. Cutting the sheets for the head wrap and the robes, finding just the right sandels, and trying to figure out just what the hell is frankensence and myrh. Thank God he was the Wise Man with gold. Gold is easy to figure out but I didn't want to take a chance on him losing any of my good jewelry so he will be carrying my nipple rings as a present to the Baby Jesus.
The Pageants also take me back to my childhood. I have soo many fond memories of the Christmas Pageant. I was always picked to be the Virgin Mary as I was such an outgoing child. Sissy was always sooo jealous as she was always picked to be the backend of the ass. She was a chunky as a child and filled out the costume.
Oh well, it's time to go. Pookie is calling. Maybe we can play the virgin and the stableboy. Ta-Ta's for now!