Some of the presents that I received were unexchangable. One due to the fact that I am personnally not going to go down to Wal-Mart and exchange a pair of Git R Done panties with a picture of Larry the Cable Guy festooned on the ass end. I hope that whoever receives these from GoodWill puts them to good use. So if anyone sees some crackwhore with Larry the Cable Guy's mug across her ass here in the Metroplex, she has me to thank for new panties.
How Pookie's mother can shop at the nicest department stores and still manage to come back with the most god-awful frumpy clothes is beyond me. I have seen Amish Women wearing sexier clothing. I swear the woman would have me wearing a burka if she had her way, and Lord knows she won't. I traded in the bulky baggy sweater that she got me for a nice silk blouse. I just love the way my nipples feel when I am wearing a peek-a-boo bra under a silk blouse. It doesn't have to get very cold at all in order to get nipply with the friction against the smooth silk.
The only problem that I ran into was at the 'toy store'. Pookie screwed up and gave me a dildo that was the exact same model as one that I have at home. I explained the problem to the cashier but he said that they had a no exchange - no refund policy and besides the dildo looked as if it were used. I couldn't believe the sheer audacity of the pimply faced punk behind the counter. I told him that if he actually could recognize the smell of pussy and not just the smell of hand lotion on his dick then he might know just by smelling the dildo, that it wasn't used. The people milling around the store started to snicker so I decided to push it a little farther. I then told him a little louder that he could also tell that it was not like his used dildo under the counter due to the lack of teeth marks. By then he was soo embarrassed that he gave me exactly what I wanted just to get me out of the store. Next year I am going to have Pookie shop on-line to avoid this hassle. I can't believe the gall of some people.
Oh Well Ta-Ta's for now.