A Question of Faith
I was excited about this evenings class as it was a planned game night. The class was going to play a game of Nude Twister. The pastor is a firm believer in the fact that God made us all beautiful and God also made us all naked. He says that is why it is important to be naked as much as possible and legal for it is a blessing unto the Lord.
That is when like Tessa 'Tightass' Taylor walked in just ahead of the Pastor and Sherri. Like a bad omen, I knew that this bitch showing up would surely bring no good. The way that she glared at me, while wiping her chin, let me know that she had been up to her old tricks. I was not sure what kind of trouble I was in for but I knew in my heart that it couldn't be good.
After the Class, which I must admit was a lot of fun since giving praise to the Lord in the way of our Pastor is one of my favorite pastimes, The Pastor came up to me and told me that he would like to talk to me after class. Here was the moment that I had been dreading. In his office Sherri and the Pastor told me that they had talked to Tessa. She had told them how I had tricked her at the office party and ever since then she has been humiliated at the office and has lost sleep . She had come to the Church seeking Spiriritual advice as Pookie had told her that The Pastor and Sherri had done so much for me.
They said that they had never seen anyone so willing to shed all their sins and doubt for enlightenment as Tessa had this evening. Then they told me that I must bare my sins in front of the congregation Sunday morning and beg for not only the forgiveness of the church but also beg for Tessa's forgiveness. I tried to explain my actions were only self-defence against what she was doing to me and Pookie and explained all the wrongs that I had suffered at this bitches hands but evidently she had pulled the wool over their eyes. I will admit that she is awesome in the sack, whether she is a bitch or not.
They would hear none of it and told me to go home and pray about it and if I could not find it in my heart to beg for forgiveness then a vote would be taken to revoke my membership in the church. As I started to explain the Pastor shushed me and said that this was the final word. I ran crying from the church. I have been praying since then for some kind of sign from the Lord. I really love being a part of this ministry but I loathe the very thought of asking for that cunts forgiveness.
Oh well, I have until Sunday morning to find the answer. Maybe someone has the answer because the Lord isn't telling me a thing. Ta-Ta's for now!