Home Decorating Ala Ann
I have been wanting to do some home decorating of my own and Pookie finally let me design OUR NEW BEDROOM. It was soo boring and it really showed on the video tapes that we like to make. Excepting mega-flab or boring sexplay absolutely nothing ruins a homemade porno like a terrible set.
The first thing that I did was paint the walls a nice nuetral color. You don't want the walls to clash with any sexy outfits. Then I created a false beam on the ceiling with lightweight wood. This was to house lighting and a camera. The tripod on the floor looks tacky and if the action gets heavy you can crash into it and get a yucky bruise. Then I bought black sheets and a black comforter and shams. A word to the wise; light colors glare and glare is not nice. You might glare out the best parts and that sucks. I like all my parts to show.
I bought a new wardrobe to hold all my lingerie and sex-role outfits. You don't want to be fumbling through your flannel nighties in order to find your Wonder Woman outfit. Pookie helped me install a stripper pole. He loves to watch the way that I can handle a pole. I also took some used Kleenex boxes and painted them to hold toys, handcuffs, jells, and creams. I just love being crafty.
Now it is all done and tonite me and Pookie will try it out. I slipped him some extra Viagra just like the real Porn Stars so I know he won't be too tired!! Well Ta-Ta's for now.