I love shopping the day after Thanksgiving. The spirit of Christmas fills the air and there are always good buys for the early birds willing to fight for them. Sherri, Sally, and myself hit the stores early. Just like with any other sport, it is nice to go in like a team and have a clear cut goal and plan. The first store we hit was Circuit City since all three of us were wanting to pick up some new electronics for our hubbies. The store opened at 7 in the morning and people started lining up at 3 in the morning. I am just not able to function that early in the morning so we got there at 6:30. We had figured right and the front of the line was packed with young gamer nerds hoping to get their hands on an XBox 360 at a discount. This fit perfectly in with our plans. Sherri and Sally started kissing beside the front of the line in order to create a diversion which would allow me to slip into the front of the line. Todays youth are more jaded and hooked on games so it took more than a little kissing to create the needed diversion, and by the time they were through with their little show, the gamers icicles were melted and I was at the front of the line.
The rest of the shopping did not go as smoothly, as most of the stores were filled with mean mommy bitches like the ones that got me kicked out of blog explosion. We got tired of these bitches and decided to go to the Xmall to window shop and make out a Christmas list of gifts for our hubbies to buy us. The Xmall is a cute little strip mall holding a variety of adult stores; there is the Barely There Lingerie Boutique, the Phunky Phun Phurniture Store ( which specializes in bawdy boudoir furniture and accessories), the Honey Pot Gift Store ( for gels, creams, lotions, and toys) , and the Skinamark DVD Outlet. I found a couple of things to put on my Santa list. For one I would like a hanging chair like Dear Jane told me about and I also saw a sybian which looks like a cute little saddle with a wickedly fun saddlehorn. I had always asked Santa for a pony when I was a little girl but Daddy always told me that Santa couldn't bring me one because there was nowhere to keep it in the trailer park. But the sybian looks like a much better pony anyway. You don't have to feed it and the only cleaning it requires is a wet wash cloth and a bottle of sex toy cleaning fluid.
Sherri and Sally found all kinds of things for their list and some things I remembered as to get them as stocking stuffers ( lol, doesn't that sound yummy funny) and a few little things we got to take home. We all went back to Sally's and tried out some of the things from the Xmall. It was so much fun but I got an allergic reaction from the vaginal warming gel and my tongue developed a painful rash. Oh well, it went away the next day.
Shoot, I am too tired to talk about the christmas decorations so I will be back Wednesday to let everyone know how that came out. Ta-Ta's for now.