The kids had off from school today, so my friend Sally brought over her two munchkins so we could try out her new recipe for sugar cookies. Sally and I wanted to make sure the kids did not get burned on the hot oven, or interrupt us when we were licking the frosting off of each other, so we stuck all four of them in the playpen. They had a great time.
Anyhoo, we got out the ingredients and started mixing them up and I had the silly idea that I could use the frosting to make a bikini. Next, I took off all my clothes and spread the frosting real thick. It was peppermint frosting and it felt cool and tingly. But all the sudden we heard the doorbell ring, and we did not want to get caught being naughty so I said Sally, be a dear, and lick all the frosting off me.
That Sally is such a good friend. So all the licking, and rubbing and kissing got us pretty hot, but I wanted more. But I knew that my secret stash of sex toys was all the way upstairs and I did not want to leave to go get them in case one of the kids got out of the playpen and got burned on the stove. See what a good mommy I am? Just then, Sally and I made an amazing discovery. Did you know that if you use some Crisco to lube it up real good, you can use a rolling pin to do the job? Mmmmm what a good hard job it did.
But we were so into what we were doing, that we let the cookies burn in the oven. Tee hee. I said do not worry I will go to the bakery and buy us some if you stay here with the kids. I left in such a rush, and was distracted from all the foreplay, that when I got to the bakery, I realized I had forgotten my purse. Harry the baker man said do not worry honey, we can make some arrangement. How many cookies do you need? I answered, Just a dozen please. So I paid Harry 12 times and afterward I said, I just cannot decide if I like sucking or fucking better. So Harry gave it to me one more time and I decided I like fucking better. I guess I got a bakers dozen on that trip. LOL
When I got back home, it was just about time for Pookie to come home and enjoy his dessert. That Sally, she can come over any time to help me get things done in the kitchen. And I have just one word for her cookies delicious!