Love Thy Neighbor
The BJ took a little longer than normal because it has been getting cold at night, so Pookie had a little further to go this morning...tee hee. So I was just finishing him up when Becky walked back past our driveway and you know what she said to me? She yelled "You stupid whore. What is wrong with you? Everybody knows you've been with practically every guy in town." And I said "You dirty cunt. I am not a whore. I do it for free. And I have been with every guy in town, including your puny husband." I was not trying to be mean or ugly when I called her a dirty cunt. Her husband told me she really is. That's where he got the venereal warts from. I put him on my DNF (Do Not Fuck) list for awhile. Warts are icky.
Anywho, I just can't figure out why my neighbors hate me so much...well, my female neighbors. All the men around here seem to really lick, I mean like me.
Tootaloo...my friend asked me to go do BJ's with her and some friends. I wonder if she means blow jobs, or BJ's, like Sam's Club. Whatever, it sounds like fun!