I guess he likes to take a careful history. And if this doctor is one thing, it is thorough. I do not care that he received his mail order medical degree from Jamaica and is not legally allowed to practice medicine in 47 states of the union, nor that he has 17 pending lawsuits for sexual harassment. He is a good, hard working doctor. And I can spot a good doctor when I see one.
Anyway, since he was down there going to town I told him that I have been feeling this burning sensation down there in my private parts. So he unlocked the door and turned the lights back on to take a good look and he kind of backed away and washed his hands and mouth real good. I do not know what he saw, but he said that I should not bring the kids in to see him until I finish this bottle of pills. I grabbed the pills and went home.
When I got home, I read the bottle and it said take one by mouth two times a day. My Goodness. Do you know how long it is going to take me to finish off the neighborhood men if I have to do it by mouth, and only one at a time? What if I don,t finish them off before Pookie gets home? Well, I guess in a pinch, he can help me out like he has in the past, but still.
A womans work is just never done.