Toby Keith vs Yhe Wiggles
"Wiggles?" came a sharp reply from the backseat.
"No, Toby Keith. We like Toby Keith, don't we Billy Ray?" I pondered, thinking of many a drunken trailer park nights drinking tequila and slurring to "Blue Moon."
"Wiggles!" screamed Billy Ray.
Listen up my little broken condom, there's apparently very little that I can control in the world and it's your sad luck that one thing I do happen to have power over is my car's radio. Nah, nah, nah, nah boo-boo Now, you will sit quietly and listen to Toby as I try to maneuver through the Projects to pick up my daily crack rocks before meeting Pookie.