My Minister Said...
1. Harry Pooter - My minister said that Harry Pooter is the devil. So don't let your kids read or watch this satanic propaganda. Only bad thing will happen.
2. Spongebong Gaypants - My minister said Spongebong Gaypants is a quire and it's only ok if women sleep with women. It's not okay men men sleep with men.
3. Blues Balls - Yeah bestiality that Steve loves his doggy just a little too much. My minister said Steve was the devil.
4. Dickolodeon - My minister said we should only watch TBN all other channels are the Devil.
Well that's all I can think of right now. My minister and his wife are comeing over for a three way and I need to get ready. I hope Billy Ray is a good little boy and keeps quiet in the closet.